英文笑话 儿童英文笑话(4篇)

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关于英文笑话一

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关于英文笑话二

销 售 合 同

sales contract

编号：contract no:日期: date:

签约地点：signed at:

卖方：sellers:

地址：address:

邮政编码：postal code:

电话：tel: 传真：fax:

买方：buyers:

地址：address:

邮政编码：postal code:

电话：tel: 传真：fax:

兹确认售予买方下列货品，其成交条款如下：

the seller hereby confirms selling the following goods on terms and conditions

(3)公差：数量及总值均有_____%的增减,由卖方决定

tolerance: with _____% more or less both in amount and quantity allowed at the

sellers option.

(4) 原产地

country of origin:

(5) 付款方式：30%预付，70%发货前一周付清

payment terms: 30% deposit, 70% payment within one week before delivery.

(6) 交货时间：收到预付款后15天内完成装运。

time of shipment: within15 days after deposit received.

(7) 贸易方式：fobshanghai

terms of shipment: fobshanghai

(8) 包装：胶合板木盘外封铁皮

packing： plywood drum with steel sheet cover.

(9) 保险：由卖方按发票全额110%投保至_____为止的_____险。

insurance： to be effected by seller for 110% of full invoice value covering _____ up to _____ only.

(10) 装运口岸：中国上海港

port of loading: shanghai port, china

(11) 转运：允许

transshipment: allowed

(12) 分批装运：允许分批装运

partial shipment: allowed

(13) 目的口岸：

port of destination:

(14) 唛头：shipping marks：

(15) 单据：documents：

(16) 品质与数量、重量的异义与索赔：quality/quantity discrepancy and claim：

(17) 逾期发运：如果由于买方原因造成逾期发运，买方承担责任。造成自签订合同之日起超过45天不能发运的，卖方将每日按货物金额的3%收取保管费；如果由于买方原因造成逾期发运超过6个月，卖方有权自行处置定金和货物。如果是卖方原因造成的逾期发运，卖方需提前告知买方并得到买方的确认并承担其他相关费用。

last shipment: if the late delivery is caused by the buyer, the buyer shall bear the

responsibility. if the delay has being made more than 45 days from the signing of the sales contract hereof, the buyer shall pay 3% of total amount each day, and if the delay is more than 6 months, the seller has the right to dispose the down payment and the goods. if the late delivery is caused by the seller, the seller shall inform the buyer in advance and get confirmation from the buyer, and the related expense shall be born by the seller.

(18) 质量/数量异议：对于质量方面的异议，买方必须在货物抵达目的港后30天之类提出：对于数量方面的异议，买方必须在货物抵达目的港后15天之内提出。对由于保险公司、运输公司、其他运输机构或邮局的原因所造成的货物差异，卖方不负任何责任。 quality/quantity discrepancy: in case of quality discrepancy, claim shall be filed by the buyer within 30 days after the arrival of the goods at port of destination; while for quantity discrepancy, claim shall be filed by the buyer within 15 days after the arrival of the goods at port of destination. it is understood that the seller shall not be liable, for any discrepancy of goods shipped due to causes for which the insurance company, shipping company, other transportation organization or post office are liable.

(19) 不可抗力：卖方对由于下列原因而导致不能或暂时不能履行全部或部分合同义务的，不负责任：水灾、火灾、地震、干旱、战争或其他任何在签约时卖方不能预料、无法控制且不能避免和克服的事件。但卖方因尽快地将所发生的事件通知对方，并应在事件发生后15天内将有关机构出具的不可抗力事件的证明寄交对方。如果不可抗力事件之影响超过120天，双方应协商合同继续履行或终止履行的事宜。

force majeure: seller shall not be responsible for failure or delay in performance of entire or portion of these sale contract obligations in consequence of force majeure incidents: flood, fire, earthquake, drought, war, or any other matters couldn’t be foreseen or controlled or couldn’t be avoided. but seller shall inform the incidents to buyer immediately, and shall delivery the certificate of force majeure incidents issued by related organization within 15 days after the incidents happened. if the incidents influence more than 120 days, both parties shall negotiate to decide whether to execute or terminate the sales contract.

(20) 仲裁：因履行本合同所发生的一切争议，双方应友好协商解决，如协商仍不能解决争议，则应将争议提交中国国际经济贸易仲裁委员会（北京），依据其仲裁规则仲裁。仲裁裁决是终局的，对双方都有约束力。仲裁费应由败诉一方承担，但仲裁委员会另有裁定的除外。在仲裁期间，除仲裁部分之外的其他合同条款应继续执行。

arbitration: all disputes across from the execution of, or in connection with this sales contract shall be settled friendly through negotiation, in case no settlement can be reached, the case shall then be submitted to china international economic and

trade arbitration commission, beijing for arbitration in accordance with its provisional rules of procedure. the result of arbitration shall be born by the losing party except for the condition the commission has other judgment. during the arbitration period, clauses beside of the arbitrated parts shall be executed.

(21) 本合同为中英文对应，一式两份，买卖双方各执一份；合同自卖方签字盖章、买方签字后生效（传真件以及扫描具有正版相等法律效应）。

the sales contract is concluded in chinese and english with same effectiveness, and will come into effect on stamp of seller and signing by buyer. the sales contract is in dual original and each party shall have one original copy of this sales contract. (any scanned and faxed copy shall have the same legal effect as the original one.)

(22) 备注：remark：

买方确认签署： 卖方确认签署：

for and on behalf of buyer:for and on behalf of seller:

关于英文笑话三

自荐信属于求职信的一种。

好的英文求职信和英文简历是进入大企业特别是外企的“敲门砖”。因此，如何写好应聘的求职简历就显得尤为重要。

英文求职信的一般由五个组成部分：写信动机、自我介绍、能力（技能）介绍、结尾和附件。

写信动机：

通常求职信是针对报纸上、网上的或是其他途径的招聘广告而写的。因此，信中须首先提到时在何月何日的什么报纸上看到的信息、在什么网络平台看到的招聘广告，又或是是由朋友或介绍所介绍的等等。当然，有时写信人不知某机构、公司有工作机会，只是毛遂自荐，那么也需说明写求职信的缘由和目的。此外，需开门见山的点明应聘的职位或是希望承担的职务

自我介绍：

此部分应述明自己的年龄或出生年月、教育背景，尤其与应征职位有关的训练或教育科目、工作经验或特殊技能。如无实际经验，略述在学类似经验亦可。

能力（技能）介绍：

如果缺乏工作经历，可以将社会工作细节放在工作经历中，这样会填补工作经验少的缺陷。例如，在做团支书、学生会主席等社会工作时组织过什么活动，联系过什么事，参与过什么都可以一一罗列。

结尾：

求职信的结尾，应注意表达，珍惜工作机会和如果得到职位后将不遗余力的表现决心，希望招聘单位给予自己施展才华的机会等。此外，不要忘了注明正热切盼望对方的回复。

附件：

毕业证书、资格证书、获奖证明应列好表单，附于求职信后。

格式与态度:

写英文求职信，开头写每段第一句话时，要顶格写，一定不要空两格。这点很重要，请你注意;不要用开玩笑的口吻与对方套近乎，要严肃，认真地写。这能使对方感觉你很重视这件事情;简短介绍自己的专业与才能。重点写清楚你的能力可以满足对方公司的需要。

个人资料:

写英文求职信时，写信人应述明自己的年龄或出生年月，教育背景，尤其是和应征的职位有关的训练或教育科目、工作经验或特殊的技能；如无实际经验，告知对方你正在学习经验!

推荐自我:

写英文求职信时，需重点注意约定面试时间。一定要写清楚:我知道您很忙，我很感谢您能在百忙之中抽几分钟时间跟我见面并谈话。请放心，这几分钟您一定不会浪费的!因为我确定我的能力一定使贵公司达到目的。要自信!但不要过份夸大自己的能力或表现过份信心，尤其不要说出与事实不符的能力或特性来。

结尾与联系方式:

写英文求职信结尾时，需重点注意:不要等对方先打电话联系你，你应该在英文求职信中明确写出，你会在此期间打电话约对方见面，并告对方知具体联系时间;还要写明，在见面之前，若对方有什么问题需要了解的，可发email或打电话联系你。并写清楚你的联系方式。最后，再一次写明感谢他们抽时间看你的个人简历，求职信。并感谢他们考虑你的应聘。

写英文求职信要点:

篇幅不易过长，简短为好;态度诚恳，不需华丽词汇;让对方感觉亲切，自信，实在即可;不要误看其他错误的写作方法，以免耽误了你的求职机会。

纸张的选用:

建议你用灰色，黄褐色或米色纸作最终打印信纸。要配合信封的颜色。

书写：

字体要写得整洁可辩，使用打字机把信打出来。具有专业感。

附邮票:

英语求职信内需附加邮票或回址信封。

语法:

准确无误的语法，标点拼写使读信人感到舒畅。错误的语法或拼写则十分明显，一望即知。且不可把收信人的姓名或公司地址拼错了。

实例假设：

你叫李平，你从报上得知某公司欲招聘一名英语翻译，请你给该公司经理写一份求职信，你的个人资料如下：

1.简况：姓名，李平；年龄，30岁；身高，1.80米；健康状况，良好；业余爱好，游泳、唱歌、跳舞。

2.简历：1994年北京大学毕业后分配到南通中学工作，1996年调至苏州中学工作至今。

3.工作：工作认真负责，与人相处融洽。

4.特长：精通英语，尤其口语，已将多本中文书籍译成英语，懂一些日语、能用日语与外宾对话。

关于英文笑话四

evening scenes of chongqing

the red star pavilion in the pipasha park, the kansheng pavilion in theeling park, and a place called yikeshu on the nanshan mountain are vintagepoints for observing the nocturnal scenes of the mountain city of chongqing. atnight the entire city is inundated in an ocean of lights, which form a colorfulthree-dimensional painting, with waves of the yangtze and jialing riversglistening against the moonlit, star spangled sky.

sites of the provisional capital

chongqing figured importantly in modem chinese history. during the war ofresistance against japan, it was the "provisional capital" of china under thekuomintang rule from november 1937 to october 1945. vestiges of that period arestill there in and around the city. these include the red crag village and 50zengjiayan, as well as chiang kai-shek's mansion, guiyuan garden, linyuangarden, and the mansion of c.c. kong, the embassies of various countries tochina, as well as former residences of important politicians, generals andcultural figures.

martyrs' mausoleum at mount gele

the former headquarters, radio station and prison of the bureau ofinvestigation and statistics of the military council (a colossal secret serviceof the kuomintang) at the foot of the gele mountain in shapingba district havebecome the mausoleum for those who died a martyr's death there in china's darkdays. in the dying years of world war 11, it was the site of the "sino0usinstitute for cooperation in special technology".

dazu grottoes

the dazu grottoes in the county of the same name is best known for thestone carvings on the baodingshan and beishan mountains, which are fine exampleof grotto sculpture in the late years of chinese feudalism. the sculptures, donein fastidious chisel work and gracious imagery, are marked by a new sculpturallanguage that eschews religious taboos and espouses true life.

yangtze river's three gorges

sailong down the yangtze from chongqing to yichang allows visitors to seethe spectacular scenery of the three gorges along with its splendid culturalheritage and fabled local folklore. the cruise, which combines sightseeing withscientific, artistic and folklore exploration, is a national-caliber touristprogram. the 193-km-long three gorges, consisting of the majestic qutangxia,statuesque wuxia and ferocious xilingxia gorges, is one of and ferociousxilongxia gorges, is one of the world's major canyons. along the way there aresuch scenic attractions as the fengdu mountain. baidi city, shibao village,zhang fel's temple, qu yuan's temple, and the three gorges dam.

lesser three gorges

重庆景点英文导游词5

the daning river is the largest yangtze tributary, which rises in the southern side of the daba mountain and flows for 250km before emptying itself into the yangtze at the western entrance to the wuxia gorge. the lesser three gorges on the daning river, a 50km-long affair covering the longmenxia, bawuxia and dicuixia gorges in the lower reaches of the river, is billed as one of china's 40 best scenic resorts thanks to its gorgeous mountains, elegant peaks, turbulent rapids, limpid water, exotic rock imagery and serene scenery.

diaoyu city, hechuan

established in 1242, or the 2nd year of the chunyou reign of the southern song, diaoyu city covers 2.5 square km up the diaoyu mountain on the southern shore of the jialing river in hechuan city's heyang town. in 1258, the mongols launched a three-way attack on the song, and in february the next year diaoyu city found itself besieged. the song army mounted a valiant counterattack that last3ed for 36 years, and made world war history by rebuffing a strong enemy with a weak force. this prompted some european historians to laud diaoyu city as the "mecca of the east" and "where god broke his whip". the ruins of the ancient battlefield of diaoyu city are well kept there.

jinyun mountain

nicknamed "less mount emei", jinyun mountain is a national scenic resort 55km from downtown chongqing.

furong cave, wulung

the furong (hibiscus) cave is located by the furong river in wulung county. the main part of the cave is 2,700 metres in length and 3.7 square metres in area. the splendid cave is the most impressive. housed in it are nearly 30 varieties of stalactites chiseled into every manner of exotic imagery by the cunning labor of nature. major attractions are gold throne hall, leifeng pagoda and sky-reaching jade pillar.